Canadian Country Man

I'm a good old Canadian country man
I keep a pint of Keith's
in both of my hands
I'll smoke a pack of darts
faster than you can
'cause I'm a good old Canadian country man

Well the boys are here
but the women left
there's lots of farting
lots of drinking, lots of cigarettes
and it's about that time
to hunker down
but not until we have ourselves
one more round

Now outside I hear a hootin' and a holler and a cheer
so I head out there
after I chug my beer
there appears to be a tussle that's goin' down
so I grab my buddies
and we gather 'round

Well, it's the toughest bastard in the whole damn town
and he's messin' around
with some other clown
I'm not much for fightin'
and I'm not much for blood
so I turn around
and head ‘er back to the pub

I'm a good old Canadian country man
I keep a pint of Keith's
in both of my hands
I'll smoke a pack of darts
faster than you can
'cause I'm a good old Canadian country man

Now the doors are locked
and the pub is shut
so I yell down to
my buddy Gus
"You wanna head back to your's
for a moon and a beer?"
Now without a doubt
old Gus is keen
'cause he's the best damn buddy
that I'd ever seen
so we start on foot
and head around to the back of the pub

Well I know I'd left
some beers back here
they were next to the dumpster
but they disappeared
so it looks like we're walkin' home
with empty hands

‘Cause I'm a good old Canadian country man
I keep a pint of Keith's
in both of my hands
I'll smoke a pack of darts
faster than you can
'cause I'm a good old Canadian country man

Now we stumble in
to Gus's pad
and there's a swarm of people here
some good, some bad
but it doesn't bother him
so it sure don't bother me

He lights himself a dart
I crack myself a beer
we drink the night away
until there's no one left here
I know the Tractor Pull is coming up
so I'd like to keep my head
somewhat clear

'Cause I'm a good old Canadian country man
I keep a pint of Keith's
in both of my hands
I'll smoke a pack of darts
faster than you can
'cause I'm a good old Canadian country man

Well I'm a good old Canadian country man
I keep a pint of Keith's
in both of my hands
I'll smoke a pack of darts
faster than you can
'cause I'm a good old Canadian country man

Well, I'm a good old Canadian country man

Well, I'm a good old Canadian country man